Forget demanding to see the President or plotting world domination—this extraterrestrial visitor has much better priorities. Introducing The "Take Me To Your Dealer" Intergalactic Botanist Tee. This hilarious graphic flips the classic sci-fi invasion trope on its head, featuring a fiercely detailed alien ripping right through the fabric to puff on a massive joint. Framed by a vibrant cannabis leaf and billowing smoke, this design makes it crystal clear that the only thing this UFO wants to beam up is the good stuff. Whether you're exploring the cosmos from the absolute comfort of your couch or heading out to a weekend festival, this is the ultimate uniform for those who prefer their encounters of the third kind to be extremely chill. Why This Shirt is Highly Recommended: The Ultimate Icebreaker: Guaranteed to get laughs, nods of respect, and maybe a few passing offers at your next social gathering. Premium Couch-Lock Comfort: Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, making it the perfect choice for deep space exploration (or just staring at the ceiling for three hours). Vibrant & Bold: The high-def, ripping-fabric graphic pops loudly on both the black and white backgrounds, ensuring your extra-terrestrial passenger stands out. Care Instructions: Wash on cold, tumble dry low, and always remember to pass it to the left.
Size & fit guide
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pit-to-pit (chest width) | 48 cm | 51 cm | 54 cm | 57 cm | 60 cm |
| Collar-to-hem (length) | 69 cm | 71 cm | 73 cm | 75 cm | 77 cm |
| Sleeve length | 20 cm | 21 cm | 22 cm | 23 cm | 24 cm |
- Alex — 188cm (74.0"), athletic build, wearing XL for a relaxed fit.
- Sam — 175cm (68.9"), regular build, wearing M for a true to size fit.
- Riley — 165cm (65.0"), petite build, wearing S for a oversized fit.
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