
Time blindness is a very real struggle, but let’s be entirely honest—sometimes the social battery was just at zero to begin with. The "Neon Alibi" ADHD Truth Tee is the ultimate wearable get-out-of-jail-free card. Why bother inventing a convoluted excuse about traffic when your chest can just broadcast the brightly glowing, unfiltered reality? Featuring a vibrant neon typographic design set against a complex, cyberpunk-inspired backdrop of mechanical gears and circuits, this shirt perfectly illustrates a brain that is constantly processing a million things at once. Whether you were deep down a cyber security rabbit hole, lost track of time tweaking a new logo graphic, or simply refused to leave the house before finishing a proper cuppa tea, this tee does the apologizing (and the boundary-setting) for you. Why It's a Total Wardrobe Essential: Zero-Filter Honesty: Saves you the immense mental energy of masking. The glowing letters do all the heavy lifting so you don't have to. High-Tech Aesthetic: The intricate circuit and gear background isn't just cool; it's a scientifically accurate diagram of your internal monologue. Sensory-Safe Comfort: Spun from premium, ultra-soft fabric. It's so comfortable, you'll definitely want to put it on... and then immediately cancel your plans to stay on the sofa. Care Instructions: Wash on cold, tumble dry low, and wear proudly to the next event you arrive at 45 minutes late.
Size & fit guide
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pit-to-pit (chest width) | 48 cm | 51 cm | 54 cm | 57 cm | 60 cm |
| Collar-to-hem (length) | 69 cm | 71 cm | 73 cm | 75 cm | 77 cm |
| Sleeve length | 20 cm | 21 cm | 22 cm | 23 cm | 24 cm |
- Alex — 188cm (74.0"), athletic build, wearing XL for a relaxed fit.
- Sam — 175cm (68.9"), regular build, wearing M for a true to size fit.
- Riley — 165cm (65.0"), petite build, wearing S for a oversized fit.
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